3rd November 2009

Where the F*%K (Fuck)Have I Been? Posted by Mark Fox

Ooh Hello!

I really have neglected the site haven't I!

I Really must update!

I really will!

Soon.....ish!

Honest!

We used to be soooo close!What happened? I'll tell you all(3 people)all!


Thanx to Jim for still remembering who I am ! Even I find that difficult sometimes!...and I'm Me!

In all fairness Jim did lose a whole year of updates when the server he was using crashed!Into a parked bus I heard.I've been busy ( ish) much to tell ..so prepare and I'll be round for a chat soon.

So long and thanx for all the fish!

Upyourflaps!

M.x

19th May 2008

spunkmunkeys Posted by Mark Fox

Good mornin my neighbours!

hello itsme....sounds like me!

well its been a while....how's it hangin?

life is life and I'm still her justwanted totellyou iwas still alive and Kickin!

I'm a tot ju'swe'sun tot etc

In the words of Barry mannilow

"Hername was what'dyucallit sheliked thingy'

Stay tuned for more disco hits and shit!!!

In the word s of a famous Geeza

" i love stutterin cows"

Later

M.

www.mark-fox.co.uk

18th December 2007

Festive greetings...Merry Christmas....and Gooooood Morning my neighbours!!! Posted by Mark Fox

Goooooood morning my neighbours!!!!

It appears that the site has been on holiday for the last few weeks and on its way back through customs the nasty officers confiscated my paps and whatever updates I had done in the last 12 months!!!!Nasty men.I will endeavour to have them returned ASAP! Meanwhile please enjoy your x mas and on behalf of Webby and Paula and Mr p and everyone else who has contributed to making mark-fox.co.uk the number 1 site in my house have a ggreeeattt time!

I;ve got stuff going on at the mo and will tell you all as and when I can. Keep checking back for all the juicy goss......Oooh and who knows I may even get round to doing another pap soon........I may not I dont want to give aeay my hand to soon...;-)

As usual and with great affection

Upyourflaps!

M.

Originality is just being clever at covering your sources!

14th October 2006

Pap 4 Is finally here! Posted by Mark Fox

I PROMISE TO TALK TO YOU LIKE A PERSON NOT A SAUSAGE!!

Now download my Pap and let me know your ...ye your thoughts! I won't listen but I am cheaper than your therapist!

Upem!

M.
www.myspace.com/markfox1 ( site that is slightly F*&ked)

www.myspace.com/technoflex ( a less f*&ked site of mine!..Give Tom time!)

www.myspace.com/angrynunsagainstburglaralarms7862 ( a completely fictional made up site from the back of my deranged head that isn't there so don't bother looking u gullable cock!)

22nd September 2006

Slow down Richard..You'll never take this corner at 300....! Posted by Mark Fox

Good Morning my neighbours!

A visitor to a mental institution asked the director how he decided which patients should be kept in. The director said " we simply fill up a bath then offer the patient a teaspoon , teacup or bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub."
The visitor said " Oooh I see,a normal person would pick the bucket because it is the larger of the three items"
The director said "No, a normal person would pull the fucking plug out. Would you like a bed near the window?"

POD 4 is available from mid week next week ...Miss and you will have!
Upem!
( It's an update of sorts!)
M.
www.mark-fox.co.uk
www.myspace.com/markfox1 ( currently unable to message or comment anyone as Tom is a tosser!....but he won't be once he's fixed it as I'm fickle like that!)

Lets here it for JAmes the webby........NOW DO AN UPDATE JIMATHY!
Upem!

..and like that he's gone......!